Kraut brings you Week 4 predictions with help from Thrasher and GodlessCommie. The map is dod_solitude_b2.
Thrasher: ProFound > [x_x] robots ( 50-100 )
Profound vs robots. Having checked caleague for rosters I found that profound plans to field 10 players. It should be interesting to see how this works out for profound though I doubt robots will allow it. Ignoring the 10 v 6 handicap, robots still has another strike against them. Being a mostly euro team they will probably have trouble on solitude which, after googling, I found out is a ski resort in utah. Every time a european soldier has set foot on american soil they have lost, and I can't imagine this match being any different. If profound does lose then they must be terrorists and should be should be shipped to guantanamo and questioned. That being said I should probably let you know that I will be predicting based on completely ludicrous reasoning this time around(mmmm chicken and beer), so don't expect any sort of logic this week that doesn't involve a rabbit, a smoking caterpillar, and a talking walrus. Profound > Robots by 1 revolutionary war.
Thrasher: Nerve Damage > H2O Gaming (50-60 pts)
I like to see this as h2o vs gatorade. Gatorade has been around since 1965, but water on the other hand has been around for about 6,000 years. Jesus could also turn water into wine and probably gatorade. I don't think he could have made gatorade into water though because of all the electrolytes. So water has not only been around longer, but could become gatorade, that's a double whammy of sexification. Gatorade on the other hand has ELECTROLYTES which must be good because it sounds scientific. Gatorade also has candyman which means it has candy. I have yet to play lampro and crew though, so I don't know if they have dusted the rust off. I do know that if nerve can hit the 'zillas then they will. Seeing how skillgamers has never been one of those unhittable brazilian teams, then nerve will do just find. Also, water sucks and gatorade is better. Nerve > h2o by 1 ltr.
Thrasher: Legion < High Precision (only 1 point)
This is going to be the easiest prediction this week. Ignoring the fact that legion has absolutely no one on their roster, I think they have a pretty good shot at winning this match. Sure ^p has Flux, kimbro, royemo, and bike, but Legion has removed all the crappy players from its roster leaving nothing but the best. With Legions best players facing off against ^p this should be a really close match. In the end though I have to side with ^p, but Legion should be able to keep this within 1 point. High P gets a win by exactly 1 point.
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